Tuesday, July 21, 2009

A Reason To Be A Bachelorette

I wasn't going to have a bachelorette party, because really, I'm just not a hard-partying penis cake eating kind of girl. At first, before the economy fell apart, we were considering having a girls getaway weekend up in wine country, but well, people flying in to San Francisco twice in one summer was just not feasible these days. So I gave it up and moved on. Goodness knows I have plenty on my plate.

And then. And then. This weekend, some of my San Francisco girlfriends threw me a surprise bachelorette. I'm still on a high from how amazing and loving it was, and I don't want to shake the glitter off the day, but I will tell you this.

We went shooting. Clay Pigeons*. Shotguns. Best bachelorette party ever.
This is me, firing a gun for the first time,** with the adorable hipster western shirt that they gave me for the occasion. They also gave me a wad of cash, Lacy underwear, and single malt scotch, because, well obviously.

40 year old guys at the shooting range: Are you ladies here for a birthday?
Me: No, it's my batchelorette, I'm getting married in three weeks.
Guys: Oh, god. What do you want to get married for? You're to young to get married. How old are you?
Me: Twenty-nine.
Guys: Oh, never mind, you're old enough to get married, you look much younger.
Me: Ha!
Guys: But seriously, what are you going to do after you get married? It's boring.
Me: Shooting.Do I look like I'm up to no good? Because I totally am.

* CLAY pigeons. Not actual birds. Though I can't say I harbor any pigeon love in my city dwelling heart.
**Though for the record, I used to be black powder certified, and I've fired cannons many many times.

52 comments:

Mouse said...

1. YOU FIRED A CANNON? COOOOL.
2. Cute shirt
3. You look happy. Yay!

Laura Slater said...

This is the awesomest bachelorette EVER!!!!!!!

You obviously have incredi-cool friends.

Amanda said...

Can we get me a shirt like that? Also? HAWT, gun-toting MAMA.

Kaitlin Wainwright said...

What Mouse said.

That's really, really fun. Really fun. Which, is what the bachelorette (and the wedding, and the marriage) is supposed to be like.

Cate S said...

So glad you had such a good time. And yeah, I want me one of them there shirts too.

kirsten said...

ah-maze-ing... what wicked friends you must have! you totally deserve it though!

Bumpy Belly said...

Haha you have the BEST bachelorette smile ever in that picture!!

Anonymous said...

Aaaahhh! This is my favorite post! And yes - kudos to your friends for thinking outside the box!!! Excellent!!!

jamie said...

heart.

K said...

POW!

Awesome.

Meg said...

I *might* have hinted around to my friends (back when I still thought we were doing a bachelorette party) that I wanted to go shooting. It was on my life list... I figure everyone should fire a gun at least once. Especially if it seems scary.

kyli said...

Hot damn. That is quite possibly the coolest bachelorette party that I've ever heard of. Oh, and you are adorable.

sam said...

Best Idea Ever!

You look adorable and kickass all at once :)

Bridechka said...

What an awesome idea! You must have some fantastic friends :)

D-Day said...

uh! so awesome. I agree, everyone should fire a gun at least once. A friend took me to a firing range once in college, I shot a .42 handgun and got to keep the paper target (one shot hit the head, another in the groin, I hung it up in my dorm as a warning haha). It was terrifying and empowering and awesome. Now I want to shoot clay pigeons! what a great idea for a bachelorette.

also what a cute picture!! we get to see your whole face! :)

ps haha the word verification for this comment is "prowife"

Amanda said...

Shooting beats out strippers and clubbing any day.

And that smile is to-die-for.

kellilu said...

That sounds like the best bachelorette party ever. I particularly love that your girls gave you lacy underwear *and* single-malt scotch - the combination of girly-girl and not-so-girly-girl is delightful.

And I will agree with other commenters: yay for a happy, happy bachelorette!

Lisa said...

So cool!

jes [a mountain bride] said...

freaking RAD.

Jenny G K said...

Sounds like a fabulous bachelorette party!

I also was hesitant to have a bach party, but my girls and I rented a cottage at a cheesy state park resort, went hiking, swimming, and had a fabulous sleepover dance party. It was my perfect party and I'm so glad we used my getting married as an excuse to plan something like it.

Rachel said...

looks like you had a fun party!

and I'm with Cate, cute shirt.

Ms. Green said...

Hello! Nice to meet your smiling face!
Sounds like a great party :)

April said...

Meggy, get 'ur gun!!

Awesomeness. Just totally awesome.

Beth Cyr said...

that is too funny, and gives me hope. I'm almost 29 and going to my first bachelorette party and not terribly looking forward to it. til now! maybe we're going shooting or doing something super fun like you did. i didn't have one myself, b/c well, no one knew we were getting married when we did!

Anonymous said...

Did you seriously just show us a picture of you!? I thought full frontal visage was verbotten!

LPC said...

Hello Annie Oakley!

qasiaraine said...

Haha...
"Guys: Oh, god. What do you want to get married for? You're to young to get married. How old are you?
Me: Twenty-nine.
Guys: Oh, never mind, you're old enough to get married, you look much younger."

this EXACT conversation took place at my bachelorette party, that was also this weekend.

Anonymous said...

Oh my lord, you are adorable.

Also I showed the mister this post and he almost died of jealousy.

cara said...

Meg, you're a little frightening with firearms.

Cute, but frightening.

redwhitebride said...

wow that sounds a very cool bachelorette party!! can i copy? :)

Meg said...

Peony,
Some people might tell you I'm always a little frighting. My acting teacher used to say that I was "small, but carried a big stick."

M

skatej said...

Whoa...I thought we weren't allowed to see Meg and David until the wedding pictures!
When my friend got married last November, most of us were still in college (one of those real conservative ones that would expell us if we got caught drinking...not my ideology but a good school nonetheless). So we went to a friend's dorm apartment and had a huge dance party and played games. At the end of the night she said that it was really nice just to be reminded that she had a great group of friends who were there for her whenever.

Laura said...

Woah...I wasn't prepared for the full frontal. I was busy with my wild speculations about what I thought was a big reveal (seeing you from the side albeit with a shotgun)! It looks like you had a great time!

Posh Play said...

So awesome! What amazing friends and what a cute fun different idea. Love it!

One Love Photo said...

Love that! I once had a cannon mishap at a wedding. I just love it when you type up your funny little dialogues from out there in the world. This one was priceless.

the handmade hipster said...

This is well. GENIUS. Scotch, guns and plaid? Sign me up, baby.

lily said...

Duuuddde!!!! You have an amazing group of friends!!! Let's hear it for friends who really, truly, entirely accept you for who you are and don't try to force some boring traditional sh*t down your throat. Best wishes to you...

lyn said...

nice to see your smiling mug! i've long been a lurker, meg, but this post made me so happy for you that i had to say something.

also, the fact that you pretty much summed up my ideal bachelorette party. yay for guns and single malt scotch!

the un-bride said...

Your awesomeness knows no bounds!

Also, keep that last pic handy, just in case the husband misbehaves. Just so you can show it to him.

Marie-Ève said...

Oh, you look so cute (and fierce)! (Sorry, it's the first time I see you, and over the past year I must the anticipation has built up!) Glad you had such a good time.

Meg said...

Yeah, I figured the first time you guys saw me I should probably be holding a shotgun.

We'll get to bouquets one of these days.

Anonymous said...

Best idea ever!
I wish we'd thought of that, you are totally awesome!
:-)

Cara said...

freaking. awesome. And let me tell you about no-love-in-heart-for-pigeons, I am right there with you: my husband laughed when we first met + I said we should kick em. Oh wait, cruel? Right right right...

east side bride said...

hella. rad.

Miss Marie said...

cool! the best parties are the surprise ones! :)

iheartkiwi said...

this is amazing! what an awesome bachelorette party... you have some super cool friends. not a phallic cake or decoration in sight!

we are planning a wine tasting by bicycle bachelorette party next weekend.

Anonymous said...

How funny!! I love to go trap shooting myself. Sadly, my BMs are not the girls who would even THINK of doing something like this for a bachelorette party. :( Oh well. I'm not into the whole fake peenies glued to a horrid tiara and veil at a bar either.

love-v said...

This is amazing and sounds like so much fun. I'm glad you had such a great time. What great friends to plan such a surprise.

::conrad:: said...

stumbled through your cool site! Wow i don't know how I'd feel about my wife to be learning how to shoot before the wedding day..lol. but great idea none the less!

Marisa-Andrea said...

I LOVE it! Congrats again! I'm so sorry I won't be there.

Ms Bear Cub said...

omg you're officially the coolest person in the world. not chic, person.

Curranbound said...

awesome! (I work as a gunsmith)